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If Jesus Had a Blog: So I Had a Very Long Day

If Jesus Had a Blog: So I Had a Very Long Day

I'm Heading to My Secret Bunker Now, If Jesus Had A Blog

WOW… exhausting day. Long story short: I was in the temple courts, and the leaders tried to trap me in front of people. They brought in a woman, and announced they’d caught her WHILE committing adultery. They wanted to kill her right then and there… because...
The Krusty Sage: Your Kids Don’t Need Your Stupid Success Track For Crying Out Loud

The Krusty Sage: Your Kids Don’t Need Your Stupid Success Track For Crying Out Loud

I'm Heading to My Secret Bunker Now, The Krusty Sage goes OFF

(This guy keeps posting to my blog.  He’s WAY krusty, and I, for one, am continually offended by him. Who SAYS this stuff?  I admit I’m envious of his awesome beard and also that awesome chair.  But still.) Your kids don’t need your stupid success...
Osteen, Cosby, and Jesus; Brant blames everybody; Nana tells Brant to shut up

Osteen, Cosby, and Jesus; Brant blames everybody; Nana tells Brant to shut up

I'm Heading to My Secret Bunker Now, Podcast

Osteen, Cosby, and Jesus; Brant blames everybody; Nana tells Brant to shut up. That pretty well rounds it out. Plus: We talk a bit about the upcoming radio show, and revisit the awesomeness of our last podcast....
Here’s a “Bucket List” of Things to Do Before Going to Hell

Here’s a “Bucket List” of Things to Do Before Going to Hell

I'm Heading to My Secret Bunker Now, Stuff I'm Writing to Myself I Think

(From the archives, but updated a bit…) If you’re looking for some religious stuff to do, while still being totally lost, here’s a little starter list with some neat ideas. And yes, don’t worry:  If you’re determined to avoid God, and...

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