Phone number for radio show: 855.90.BRANT
Personal Address: I’m not giving you that because I’m scared.
Personal Phone Number: Also no.
LinkedIn: I … don’t have one.
WhatsApp: I can’t figure it out. Same with …
SnapChat: I couldn’t figure that out, either, and now it’s too late.
MySpace: I started one right before it shut down.
Qzone: Wait. “Qzone” – did you just make that up? I’ve never heard of that.
Tumblr: I think I’ve given you enough options. Thanks.
This is me, Brant.