5 Vastly Underrated, Incredibly Awesome Things About Being a Dad

Honest Advice, I'm Just Darn Thankful, Posts that DON'T Mention Ferrets at All

(My goal was to write a blog every Thursday… and this is the THIRD WEEK IN A ROW I’m actually doing it. We ask you to celebrate responsibly. Please do not overturn cars or climb up light poles.) 5 Vastly Underrated, Incredibly Awesome Things About Being a...

Brand New Christmas Song – “Christmas Better Than Me”

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New original song from today’s show: “You’re Doing Christmas Better Than Me” Some people actually wanted to hear this again. Why? Because it’s JUST. SO. TRUE....

From a Dad for Father’s Day: The REAL Cost of Having Children

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So the news media wants you to know: It’s going to cost you dearly to have a kid. $241,000, actually. And that doesn’t even count college, and you know how costly college is! Pretty daunting, this whole procreation deal. Thing is, my wife and I...

She Never Crushed Me

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So there we are, then and now. And yes, we were blurry. Those were blurry times. Everything was blurry in 1990. It was before we all switched to our HD selves in the 2000’s. Marriage is hard. And if you’re paying attention, there’s a tip-off right at...

You Just Wait

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Your wife is expecting. “This is going to be pretty exciting,” you say. They say, “You just wait.” “You just wait, because you won’t be getting any sleep anymore, once that baby’s born. It’s all over. It gets harder. It...

Don’t Be Sad It’s Over

I'm Just Darn Thankful, Lessons Hard Won

Look, I’m going to give myself 20 minutes to write this, and no more. I can’t handle it. I’m going to type fast, and be done with it. So you’ll get it, mistakes and all. — I’m like a lot of dads: I’m not THAT emotional, but...